At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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