The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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