I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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