I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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