So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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