he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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