IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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