hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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