i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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