Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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