you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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