We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
