David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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