my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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