Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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