Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
This is my gift to your gina
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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