six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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