bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
be right there i have to get my cape
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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