Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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