I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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