Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Randomize
