She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
