he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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