That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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