so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Are we still banned from the library?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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