wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
If I had your ass I would rule the world
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
