I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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