I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
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Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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