And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize