She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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