May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize