People in love make me want to vomit
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just googled if crying burns calories
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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