4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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