Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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