I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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