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• (281): View more from Texas

  I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan

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• (516): View more from New York

  Man, jail baloney is awful.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here

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  on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life

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