Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
23 People Reveal The Worst Culture Shock Theyâ€™ve Ever Experienced While Traveling
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....