Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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