i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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