What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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