im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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