He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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