Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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