if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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