She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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