His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason