He is an equal opportunity slut.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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