I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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