Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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