Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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