You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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