I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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