Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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