i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
They took my balls.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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