Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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