i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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