watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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