i just google imaged poop.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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